I antagonize people wherever I go. I think it's a mirth defect. — Rock Cowles Comedian Copy Share Image
Just because we are intelligent doesn't mean we have to act like it! — Rock Cowles Funny Copy Share Image
Is it just my imagination or are there a lot of Psychotic people in here? — Rock Cowles Humor Copy Share Image
Character matters most. It will outlast physical beauty, athleticism, intelligence, and since you can't take it with you, prosperity. — Rock Cowles Beauty Copy Share Image
Mensans (Smart. Real smart): We're so smart we pay other smart people money to give us little cards that let everyone else… — Rock Cowles Intelligence Copy Share Image
Why is it easier for some people to believe their ancestors were a clump of mud and a cannibalized body part, than… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
As I age, the filters between my mind and my mouth get used less and less and the unsuspecting world gets to… — Rock Cowles Aging Copy Share Image
If a famous liberal politician received a fatal swirly, would the rest of them try to ban indoor plumbing or opposable thumbs… — Rock Cowles Bullies Copy Share Image
I'd like to see atheism represented not only as an intelligent choice, but common sense. It shouldn't take years of study to… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
If you can't afford to give something away, you don't own it, it owns you. If you can't afford to sell it,… — Rock Cowles Greed Copy Share Image
Last year the vet told me my dog was getting old and I should put her down so I started calling her… — Rock Cowles Dog Copy Share Image
Banning guns, drugs, alcohol, premarital sex, political incorrectness, and gay marriage hasn't worked. We should ban Life. So long as even one… — Rock Cowles Amendment Copy Share Image
I appreciate nature and I do think we are all connected. What we do to each other and our planet affects us… — Rock Cowles Appreciate Copy Share Image
I've been a Mensan over twenty years, yet I don't, as a rule, go through my day thinking I am smarter than… — Rock Cowles Human stupidity Copy Share Image
I'm enough of an independent loner, that staying in a group's good graces is not always my first priority. I'm not a… — Rock Cowles Big fan Copy Share Image
I have no more fear of death than I do of going to sleep. I have no psychotic, PMSing, invisible tyrant in… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
FSM knows I've poked enough bears with sticks and it seems the older I get, the shorter my stick and the quicker… — Rock Cowles Adult humor Copy Share Image
Mensa taught me that intelligence is a gift, not a promise. Its a tool, like natural athleticism, that can waste away or… — Rock Cowles Gifts Copy Share Image
There is more evidence to support the possibility that there could be a crack smoking Velociraptor in a pink tutu playing the… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
I'd have more money than Bill Gates if I could invent a snooze button for bladders. — Rock Cowles Humor Copy Share Image
I am grateful for the friends in my life and the life in my friends. — Rock Cowles Being grateful Copy Share Image
I liked what we had, I just didn't like having it with you. — Rock Cowles Bad relationship Copy Share Image
If women were created from ribs then why do they taste like fish? — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
Thinking outside of the box is great, unless you happen to be a cat. — Rock Cowles Cats Copy Share Image
The secret to finding happiness isn't a matter of where you look, but how. — Rock Cowles Attitude Copy Share Image
You never REALLY know anyone, just your perceptions and opinions of them. — Rock Cowles Judgement Copy Share Image
