On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You can't legitimately kick on income tax, for it's on what you have made. You have already made it. But, look at… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Wine had such ill effects on Noah's health that it was all he could do to live 950 years. Show me a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You could transfer Congress over to run Standard Oil or General Motors, and they would have both things bankrupt in two years. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
They are voting whether to keep a governor two years or four. I think a good, honest governor should get four years,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I do honestly believe the Republicans have reformed and want to do better. But whether they have done it in time to… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Ive every said,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Millions and millions of people don't pay an income tax, because they don't earn enough to pay on one, but you pay… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Wish all the Farmers would move to town one year, that's the only way I know to clear the thing up. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If we could just go back the last two or three years and do our buying a little more carefully, why... we… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Why don't somebody print the truth about our present economic situation? We spent six years of wild buying on credit - everything… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We fed 'em Xmas and New Years; now all the poor have to do is just fill the few meals until next… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything?… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It will take America fifteen years of steady taking care of our own business and letting everybody else's alone, to get us… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Here is my Farm Relief bill: Every time a Southerner plants nothing on his farm but cotton year after year, and the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The old horse is coming back in a high lope. Thousands of people are riding a horse today that five years ago… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If everybody (traded his car for a horse) they would be out of debt in a couple of years. Just think, no… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Cattlemen have lost more in the last few years than anybody and say less about it. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I was born on Nov. 4, which is election day ... my birthday has made more men and sent more back to… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Funny thing about being a U.S. senator, the only thing the law says you have to be is 30 years old. Not… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Get a sales tax, small on necessities and large on luxuries; then a stiff inheritance tax on the fellow that saves and… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
