I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest. — Amit Verma Life Copy Share Image
Right now you have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and you're scrolling with your thumb. — Amit Verma Fingers Copy Share Image
Females will argue with you for 30mins , then be like I ain't even gonna argue with you. — Amit Verma Argue Copy Share Image
If you tell your friends you're pregnant & they say by who. The you're a hoe — Amit Verma Friendship Copy Share Image
Rape,Period,Abuse,Abortion,Pregnancy,Harassment,Breast cancer,Being cheated on ..Females go through a lot. — Amit Verma Abuse Copy Share Image
Kanye's baby was born yesterday right? peep this. 6/15/2013 6 1+5= 6 2+0+1+3 = 6 666! ð±ð Nigga what ð³ ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!! — Amit Verma Baby born Copy Share Image
No man is worth fighting over! If he was really yours you wouldn't have to fight over him! — Amit Verma Cheesy love Copy Share Image
Ladies: Being smart will only get you so far…Having big boobs and a fat ass will take you the rest of the… — Amit Verma Boobs Copy Share Image
You needed me, I was there, I needed you, and suddenly you were always busy. — Amit Verma Best friend Copy Share Image
Some People just need a high five . in the face. with a chair , twice from hulk on adrenaline rush. — Amit Verma Adrenaline Copy Share Image
You need people like me.you need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers and saythat's the bad guy'. — Amit Verma Bad guy Copy Share Image
Yall ever had a friend that borrow your shit, & kept it so long…... you had to borrow it back? — Amit Verma Bad friends Copy Share Image
A lady once called 911 because her local McDonalds had ran out of McNuggets. — Amit Verma Called Copy Share Image
You can make literally anything sound sexual just by whispering it. the dishes are dirty — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
Knowing your family so well I can tell who's coming up the stairs by the sound of their footsteps — Amit Verma Family Copy Share Image
Looks like I must be dead because the way you treat me seems like I don't exist — Amit Verma Dead Copy Share Image
Plain paper has no value but if u write somthng on it, it becomes document, life is same, u have to decide… — Amit Verma Life Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter what race you are or what beliefs you have, if you're passionate about something, dream it and do it. — Amit Verma Dream Copy Share Image
Guys will go to another barber and feel guilty... but cheat on their girl and go home like nothing happened — Amit Verma Barber Copy Share Image
The difference between a mosquito and a slut, when you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking. — Amit Verma Flies Copy Share Image
What's the difference between Justin Bieber and an abortion? I'd pay to see an abortion. — Amit Verma Abortion Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought voldemort was ugly, But then I saw you. — Amit Verma Flowers Copy Share Image
You're not satisfied with your life? Complain about it on the facebook, God must be subscribed to your updates. — Amit Verma Complain Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said your cock is so small... I said a Motor Home is HUGE... Until you park it in the Grand… — Amit Verma Cock Copy Share Image
For those who know nothing about how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word… — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you I touch my wiener. Roses are red lemons are sour spread… — Amit Verma Flowers Copy Share Image
I can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get for a walk and got blown into… — Amit Verma Last night Copy Share Image
A man who invites you home and shares his meal with you is the one you could build a long lasting friendship… — Amit Verma Food Copy Share Image
Asian Pregnancy Test: Insert Rubix Cube into the vagina and pull it out thirty seconds later. If it is solved, you're pregnant. — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
Roses are red, violets are blue. If your man is busy on Valentines Day, then the side chick is you. — Amit Verma Flowers Copy Share Image
Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family? Me: *sits with family* Me: *gets insulted by entire family* Me: *goes back… — Amit Verma Family Copy Share Image
Hats off to the courage of Internet Explorer when it asks Would you like to make Internet Explorer your default browser? — Amit Verma Browser Copy Share Image
Why tell social networking sites that you're on your period? Nobody cares if your uterus lining is leaving your body — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
10 year old's have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, and a Facebook... When I was 10, I felt cool with my new markers. — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
Confidence, self respect, humility, my dick, patience, honesty and loyalty are few of the qualities I want in a woman. — Amit Verma Confidence Copy Share Image
