That awkward moment when your mom compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than… — Amit Verma Awkward moment Copy Share Image
If you tell your friends you're pregnant & they say by who. The you're a hoe — Amit Verma Friendship Copy Share Image
Drake: The type of nigga, to try and find the same hooker in GTA. Because he felt the connection. — Amit Verma Drake Copy Share Image
I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest. — Amit Verma Life Copy Share Image
Right now you have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and you're scrolling with your thumb. — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
I think its funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them. — Amit Verma Bad karma Copy Share Image
Why tell social networking sites that you're on your period? Nobody cares if your uterus lining is leaving your body — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said your cock is so small... I said a Motor Home is HUGE... Until you park it in the Grand… — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
I can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get for a walk and got blown into… — Amit Verma Last night Copy Share Image
Ladies: Being smart will only get you so far....Having big boobs and a fat ass will take you the rest of the… — Amit Verma Girls Copy Share Image
Looks like I must be dead because the way you treat me seems like I don't exist — Amit Verma Treatment Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought voldemort was ugly, But then I saw you. — Amit Verma Flowers Copy Share Image
Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to. — Amit Verma Dating Copy Share Image
Pregnant women that smoke disgust me. Don't stop for your own health, but at least for the life you are carrying inside… — Amit Verma Life Copy Share Image
Kanye's baby was born yesterday right? peep this. 6/15/2013 6 1+5= 6 2+0+1+3 = 6 666! ð±ð Nigga what ð³ ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!! — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter what race you are or what beliefs you have, if you're passionate about something, dream it and do it. — Amit Verma Faith Copy Share Image
I'm the jealous type , you know why ? Because remember , we started out as Just friends too ... — Amit Verma Girls Copy Share Image
Justin Bieber saved my life . A year ago , I had a motorcycle accident and I was in a coma ...… — Amit Verma Celebs Copy Share Image
Hats off to the courage of Internet Explorer when it asks Would you like to make Internet Explorer your default browser? — Amit Verma Courage Copy Share Image
