Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Niggas be like...'90s baby' born December 31st 1999 at 11:59 PM with the umbilical cord cut on the 59th second. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
26Th May is my sweetheart birthday with love I ll make her happy like a new baby is born (precious) — Niidoodo Copy Share Image
“every baby is born beautiful. It’s what we project on them that makes them ugly.” — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
I have never known a woman who, after her baby was born, was not overjoyed that I had not killed it. — Aleck Bourne Copy Share Image
Kanye's baby was born yesterday right? peep this. 6/15/2013 6 1+5= 6 2+0+1+3 = 6 666! ð±ð Nigga what ð³ ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!! — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
The Baby Boom has spawned an even bigger Grandma Boom. For every baby born, two women turn into grandmas. — Mary Margaret McBride Copy Share Image
I'm doing stand-up comedy. I'm working on a one-woman show about how I don't like my baby. There is a period of… — Mary Lynn Rajskub Copy Share Image
Why is it that when a baby is born, we often refer to him or her as 'the miracle of life' but… — Hal Elrod Copy Share Image
The Bureau of Justice reports that one in three black male babies born this century will go to jail or prison -… — Bryan Stevenson Copy Share Image
Love is insistent on its own continuation. Every fraction of a second, someone somewhere falls in love, a former enemy becomes a… — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
The information on a baby born to Vladimir Putin is false. I am going to ask people who have money to organize… — Dmitry Peskov Copy Share Image
The Center for Immigration Studies found that illegal immigrants cost the United States taxpayer about $10.4 billion a year. A large part… — Nathan Deal Copy Share Image
Even the Supreme Court, back when it used to makes sense, the Supreme Court has never ruled that a baby born to… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
A baby is born into this world in a state of fear. Total paranoia and awareness. He sees the world with eyes… — Charles Manson Copy Share Image
I have always felt that too much time was given before the birth, which is spent learning things like how to breathe… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
My best friends when I was young were always doctors. I used to dress up in a white gauze helmet and go… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
When a baby is born the mother in particular enters into a new larger relationship with the world. She has become connected… — Gavin de Becker Copy Share Image
Black people are dying in this country because we have a criminal justice system which is out of control, a system in… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
I get asked to do benefits a lot and I've decided I've got to be a bit more discerning, I can't just… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
Every baby born unloved, unwanted, is a bill that will come due in twenty years with interest, an anger that must find… — Marge Piercy Copy Share Image
Time rushes by and yet time is frozen. Funny how we get so exact about time at the end of life and… — Helen Prejean Copy Share Image
The holiday season is a time for storytelling, and whether you are hearing the story of a candelabra staying lit for more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Baby I was born to tell you I love you Searching for the right words to say When your eyes are looking… — The Forgotten Copy Share Image
Baby I was born to tell you I love you Searching for the right words to say When your eyes are looking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The hospital is as busy as it was yesterday. We go in through the main entrance, and people walk in every direction.… — Brigid Kemmerer Copy Share Image
Freedom or jail clips inserted, a baby's being born/ Same time a man is murdered, the beginning and end. — Nas Copy Share Image
“Stephen... you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?” — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
“I've seen a baby born. And, ahem, I know what made it. But I'm not telling, you'd never believe me.” — N.D. Wilson Copy Share Image
I'm beautiful on my ways, 'coz God makes no mistakes, I'm on the right track baby I was born this way..:)... born… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't hide yourself in regret, Just love yourself and you're set I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
You've lost the true meaning of Christmas. It's the day a baby was born to remind us that we shouldn't rise... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
