Humor Quote by Bryan Lee O'Malley

“When I was a kid, my mother said, ‘Stephen if you were a girl, you’d always be pregnant.”

— Stephen King

“A new Born Baby is a miracle who brings everyone to be speechless before the Creator, and makes a mother to forget all pains…

— Bruce Mbanzabugabo

“When a human being is born the first thing he does is crying.. The rest of his life he'll spend discovering why...”

— Erik Tanghe

“That's why babies cry so much. All of a sudden having a body is a lot to deal with.”

— Ron Koertge

“What voice? Tears wrote this. Pain bore this. When you are over-pregnant with fear this is what you give birth to.”

— Tapiwa Mugabe

“i was born not crying, i live once, love once, and i'll die smile.....”

— Yyk

“Yeah, I know, the first-born is usually the anal worrier, but somehow my brother and I reversed roles on that. He’s chill and I…

— George Crowder

“But what am I, if not an infant? Born into a world of decay. Relearning how to walk and talk. Suckling from the bosom…

— S.G. Browne

“Only birth and no death is far worse than only death and no birth.”

— Kaiten Nukariya

“And the body is born young and grows old. That is life's tragedy.”

— Oscar Wilde

“Nobody loves newborns for who they are; they aren’t anyone yet.”

— Tim Kreider

“in a curious and unanticipated way, we really do welcome the birth of our child. There”

— Adrienne Rich