Douchebags Quote by Bryan Lee O'Malley Download Open image “Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.” — Bryan Lee O'Malley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Douchebags Friendship Hey Retarded Should
You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a whole spectrum of douchebaggery. But the vast majority of people are not part of that spectrum. — Jon Cryer Copy Share Image
If your friends aren't making fun of you, they're not really your friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Thought for today: Douchey people are going to find a way to be douchey no matter what you do or how badly you want… — Kathryne Donovan Copy Share Image
Your worst friends are those who flatter and talk with you glibly and conceal your faults — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You say I'm a fake friend and look at all the things I done for you bitch your just another user — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your friends are faking( being your friend) then you have a problem. — Hana Rutledge Copy Share Image
If you realize that your friends are only faking, (being your friend), then you have a problem. :( — Hana Rutledge Copy Share Image
Friends keep you from being a psychopath. Best Friends share the same retardation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All these people especially Girls saying Imma a real B*tch well why the fu*k are you talking about one of your friends I know… — Danielle Copy Share Image
Even though you may think someone is a douche, you shouldn't mock a victim of violence because that victimizes them again. — Perez Hilton Copy Share Image
I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on for dear… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
Maybe it's important to open up I people- people who are right there with you, not some thousand miles away in another universe. Or… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
“Let's be friends based on mutual hate." - Wallace Wells "Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's' market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon." - Wallace Wells” — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share
“I am leaning back and running with it and staring at the stars and I’m eleven, I’m sixteen, I’m eighteen, I’m a newborn I’m… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I desperately wanted more background information on especially cartoonists. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
I'm too young to have experienced firsthand the '70s rock, but when I was in high school, me and my friends were super into… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
“Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex.” — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
I just have this thing in my head that I want to do serious stories that are still just way too cute and drawn… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up. Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
In my teens and university and stuff, video games became more realistic, or they started to. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
“(door slams open at 2:30am) "Guess who's DRUAAAHUUUNK!" said Wilson. "I guess Wilson, now get out," moaned Scott” — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
“Adult life is terrible, Hazel. Never grow up. Everything's complicated, and there are too many rules ...” — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
Would you want people walking up to you and pointing at your d--k? I can't believe I'm still talking about this. But I've worn underwear every day of my life and the fact that I'm painted as this exhibitionist is a little annoying. It's become a meme, I guess. Being someone who people want to photograph, you have to open… — Jon Hamm Copy Share
Reality TV is the perfect antidote to people who don't have enough self-centered douchebags in their life. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The only guys that make it through are the guys that make it through are the guys that have a complete control of their ego where they tap out in the beginning, all the time, you're always losing in the beginning... Your ego can get bruised if you don't have control of it. So what ends up happens is Jiu… — Eddie Bravo Copy Share
We have about three hours of homework a night, and our evening study period is only two hours, so if you want to spend the break at half-past-nine not freaking out, you have to cram. I'm not sure that the picture of the wide-eyed zombie girl biting out the brains of senior douchebag James Page is part of Sam's homework,… — Holly Black Copy Share
I try to have a balance of things you like and things you don't like about a character. But once you start that, all… — Jemaine Clement Copy Share Image
Like if you all were going to go out and one guy's like "you know what man I'm going to stay home I'm feeling… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
If you encounter someone who pronounces the t in often, odds are they're a douchebag. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
The worst case scenario is you really like someone's work, then you meet them and they're a self-involved, entitled douchebag. — Moby Copy Share Image
