Reality TV is the perfect antidote to people who don't have enough self-centered douchebags in their life. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
If you encounter someone who pronounces the t in often, odds are they're a douchebag. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I try to have a balance of things you like and things you don't like about a character. But once you start… — Jemaine Clement Copy Share Image
We have about three hours of homework a night, and our evening study period is only two hours, so if you want… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
Like if you all were going to go out and one guy's like "you know what man I'm going to stay home… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The only guys that make it through are the guys that make it through are the guys that have a complete control… — Eddie Bravo Copy Share Image
Would you want people walking up to you and pointing at your d--k? I can't believe I'm still talking about this. But… — Jon Hamm Copy Share Image
It's semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douchebag. — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 'apple watch' as the new gold standard in douchebag detection. — Anna Kendrick Copy Share Image
The worst case scenario is you really like someone's work, then you meet them and they're a self-involved, entitled douchebag. — Moby Copy Share Image
So much of the time I'm cast as an asshole or a douchebag, or that kind of thing. I'd like to go… — Dan Amboyer Copy Share Image
I immediately felt better about killing him. I’ve never known a Trevor who wasn’t a total douchebag. It’s just one of those… — Cherie Priest Copy Share Image
