Jemaine Clement

I miss the city Bret and I live in, Wellington. It's a good place to be creative, in the same way New…

— Jemaine Clement

I think that would be great, if I could be in a city and wasn't even allowed to work.

— Jemaine Clement

Well, I grew up in the '80s, which was a really massive time for sci-fi.

— Jemaine Clement

I don't think I'm cut out to be a supervillain. I think I'd be a supervillain that would exercise some form of…

— Jemaine Clement

I'm actively going out onto the porch and noodling around on my guitar.

— Jemaine Clement

There's something funny about being on a big stage and not making a big effort to fill it up

— Jemaine Clement

In real life I'm very low-key. A wallflower. One of the reasons I went into comedy and acting was that I was…

— Jemaine Clement

The writing is just a boring job. It's just a horrible job.

— Jemaine Clement

There are a lot of difficult situations that lead to awkwardness.

— Jemaine Clement

They don't get along with me, but I get along with other people.

— Jemaine Clement

I try to have a balance of things you like and things you don't like about a character. But once you start…

— Jemaine Clement

I grew up in front of a TV.

— Jemaine Clement

They're turnin' kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers But what's the real cost 'cause the sneakers don't seem that much…

— Jemaine Clement

Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy / That he thinks his booty is fly?

— Jemaine Clement

I'm part Maori. My mum's Maori, and she raised me. And my grandma, she's Maori.

— Jemaine Clement

I'm a real pawn-shopper.

— Jemaine Clement

The book is even quirkier, but it's hard to bring all of that stuff to a movie. With a book, you use…

— Jemaine Clement

I can only think of one wacky best friend who I thought was awesome: Rhys Ifans in 'Notting Hill.' He really nailed…

— Jemaine Clement

What do I think of L.A.? It's boring, with some amazing nuggets. Like there are some parts of it that are great,…

— Jemaine Clement