Funny Quote by Amit Verma Download Open image “You can make literally anything sound sexual just by whispering it. the dishes are dirty” — Amit Verma ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
The best foreplay is when a man leans over, moves her hair and delicately whispers, I'll do the dishes in her ear. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“You emptied the top rack of the dishwasher but not the bottom, so the clean dishes have gotten all mixed up with the dirty… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
Anyone who calls it "sexual intercourse" can't possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you're ready for lunch by… — Allan Sherman Copy Share Image
Talking to other people while you're cooking, it doesn't come naturally. — Giada De Laurentiis Copy Share Image
You can't get so interested in just making sounds. The point of it all is some kind of expression. — Tom Verlaine Copy Share Image
You move just a finger, say the slightest word, something's bound to linger-be heard. — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
You have not been sticking your dirty fingers in my sauce,’’ Eve said, and pointed her wooden spoon at him. He quickly took the… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Bitches come to school looking like hell everyday and then Friday they come with they Beyonce outfits on smh — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you I touch my wiener. Roses are red lemons are sour spread your legs… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
*On a roller coaster* Other People; AHHH! WOOOHOO! - Me: HOLY SHIT. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. I'M GONNA DIE, GET ME OFF,… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Being the 1% of the population that doesn't receive a cute morning text. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Yall ever had a friend that borrow your shit, & kept it so long........... you had to borrow it back? — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Now I know we said things, did things that we didn't mean, And we fall back into the same patterns, same routine, But your… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
