Funny facebook status Quote by Amit Verma Download Open image “My laptop is making weird noises I think its masturbating” — Amit Verma ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
There's something strange about a laptop, how you can make the tiniest gesture and make the biggest sound. I don't feel I've resolved working… — Anna Meredith Copy Share Image
When I'm trying to go to sleep and there are little noises, like a clock ticking or a fan squeaking, it drives me completely… — James Lafferty Copy Share Image
Even now I struggle to use my laptop for anything other than ordering toys for the kids. — Joanna Page Copy Share Image
You're always carrying something that's interfering. It's like static noise that doesn't have to be there, and you have to school yourself to clean… — Bill Pullman Copy Share Image
Either switch that thing off or bring it to bed. Vibration is a terrible thing to waste. — Chuck Bass Copy Share Image
I have no idea how to do what you're supposed to do. I do a little bit of humming. — Martina Sorbara Copy Share Image
Determine who you are and what your brand is, and what youre not. The rest of it is just a lot of noise. — Geoffrey Zakarian Copy Share Image
I borrowed a creaky laptop from my husband, went into the web, and never came back. — Natalie Massenet Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure my grandmom watches over me whenever I masturbate. The sound of that walker is so unbearable. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Bitches come to school looking like hell everyday and then Friday they come with they Beyonce outfits on smh — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you I touch my wiener. Roses are red lemons are sour spread your legs… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
*On a roller coaster* Other People; AHHH! WOOOHOO! - Me: HOLY SHIT. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. I'M GONNA DIE, GET ME OFF,… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Being the 1% of the population that doesn't receive a cute morning text. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Yall ever had a friend that borrow your shit, & kept it so long........... you had to borrow it back? — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Now I know we said things, did things that we didn't mean, And we fall back into the same patterns, same routine, But your… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
