Funny facebook status Quote by Amit Verma

On 'Honeybabysweetiedoll' I used a Whammy, a Boss OC-3 octave box, a Sustainer and a Line 6 DL4 Delay Modeler. That's only on the…

— Eddie Van Halen

“Seizing an imaginary microphone, Dennis adopts a limp Estuary accent: 'Masturbating's changed a lot since I were a lad, Brian. In my day, we…

— Paul Murray

I think masturbating is a really important function in art. People don't like to hear that kind of stuff, but it's true.

— Patti Smith

“Masturbating is no more sinful than praying or meditating.”

— Abhijit Naskar

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!

— Robin Williams

If I get caught masturbating, I don't have to explain myself.

— Green Monk

Oh, that's me. I'm just masturbating. Well, if you keep interrupting me it will take a little bit longer. But usually it just takes…

— Due Date

“I can't," I said. "I threw my back out masturbating.”

— Chelsea Handler

“Hey Sin, are you masturbating in there?”

— James Cox

I was, uh, masturbating. - me when I don't want to admit I was in the bathroom for 30 minutes playing Angry Birds or…

— Nikhil Saluja

That whole thing about masturbating. Most girls, I guess nobody has to tell them, they just figure it out. I had to be told.…

— Patti Smith

“I will say it here on louder, all people to can hear it. I "DeYtH Banger" - I have masturbating problem ): .”

— Deyth Banger