Funny facebook status Quote by Amit Verma

Bitches come to school looking like hell everyday and then Friday they come with they Beyonce outfits on smh

— Amit Verma

Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you I touch my wiener. Roses are red lemons are sour spread your legs…

— Amit Verma

*On a roller coaster* Other People; AHHH! WOOOHOO! - Me: HOLY SHIT. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. I'M GONNA DIE, GET ME OFF,…

— Amit Verma

Being the 1% of the population that doesn't receive a cute morning text.

— Amit Verma

Girls with big tits get loads of attention

— Amit Verma

R.I.P Heath (April 4, 1979 - January 22, 2008). You are missed.

— Amit Verma

Girls love to fish,

— Amit Verma

Yall ever had a friend that borrow your shit, & kept it so long…... you had to borrow it back?

— Amit Verma

Dear weather !! stop showing off , we know you are hot :(

— Amit Verma

No matter how funny you are, If I don't like you, I won't laugh.

— Amit Verma

Now I know we said things, did things that we didn't mean, And we fall back into the same patterns, same routine, But your…

— Amit Verma

Mouth is so dry like a nuns vag

— Amit Verma