Essentially Quote by Mike Birbiglia Download Open image “Essentially, retweets are like laughs.” — Mike Birbiglia ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Essentially Laughing Laughs Laughter Like Retweet
A retweet is like setting up a blind date between 2 friends. You think they'll get on but you just do the introduction and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
People naturally want to retweet and engage on super funny videos and memes. — Jake Paul Copy Share Image
It's one thing to be funny in a tweet. It is another to be funny for an hour. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Twitter is a much more dangerous cauldron of group-think than happy hours or dinners. On Twitter, the reward comes from agreeing or loudly disagreeing… — David Weigel Copy Share Image
Humorists are using Twitter to tell jokes in an interesting way. It doesn't have to be profound, and it doesn't have to be earth-shaking,… — James Gleick Copy Share Image
I hate it when I have a tweet in my head and my friends doesn't retweet it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Once I took to Twitter and shared those jokes, they became a huge hit. My following grew, and some of the posts got thousands… — Virender Sehwag Copy Share Image
I think people make mistakes when they're on Twitter when they're trying to crack jokes, none of it's funny, and it tends to happen… — Michael Caputo Copy Share Image
Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
So I went to a club the other day, which is timely because my self esteem had been hovering right around 'normal' and I… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
My writing process is very feedback-based. When I do stand-up, I listen to the audience. I try to understand what's connecting, what's not connecting,… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I've actually always wanted to write like a one-person show that was sort of a romantic comedy - a show that was kind of… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
It's interesting how sleepwalking in a certain way becomes an accumulation of your outside stimuli that's actually there and what's happening in your brain. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Bears are simultaneously so graceful and so strong. Bears know who they are, but they often don’t know who you are, which is why… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Once you start writing something obsessively, it's almost like someone has to rip it from your hands in order for you to put it… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
When I met my wife, I was a working comic, so the first week we went out, she saw me perform, and it was… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I think because I've been working in front of audiences for so many years, I'm able to take in the input, good or bad,… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Directing your first film is like showing up to the field trip in seventh grade, getting on the bus, and making an announcement, 'So… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I guess because we're essentially a two-man band, we're attracting Wham's crowd. But Wham! are more of a businessman's band. — Curt Smith Copy Share Image
Anybody who is an entrepreneur is a person who essentially has impaired judgment. The odds of success are zilch. — Tom Peters Copy Share Image
I don't have answers for anybody else. What I know is that internal complexity makes for superficiality. There's never essentially a pure story unless… — Barry Diller Copy Share Image
The truth is, for however much my stories come out of things that have happened to me, they're not darkly or as deeply personal… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
For some reason, I don't like the term 'model-turned-actress' - which is what I am, essentially. — Stephanie Corneliussen Copy Share Image
A lot of people don't know how to navigate: they think, once you become a Christian, you essentially have to become Ned Flanders. — Andy Mineo Copy Share Image
I'm one of those people who believes that part of the greatness of the United States is our private sector. It's what we do… — Dick Cheney Copy Share Image
The TV schedule is essentially four or five days to get in touch with the story you're doing that week. — Jim Parsons Copy Share Image
Since I've become a mom, I'm more about comfort and simplicity. I'm essentially a jeans girl, and I dress them up or down with… — Jessalyn Gilsig Copy Share Image
The Democrats have essentially decided to move more toward central power, control of just about every aspect of our culture and economy. — Jim DeMint Copy Share Image
Cancer essentially lives in us and becomes activated at some point, and then cells begin to psychotically divide. Initially, the cancer cell looks like… — Eve Ensler Copy Share Image
I don't know where Bush is going - yet. But, Sharon obviously - I wrote somewhere in the last several months, that Sharon has… — Arthur Hertzberg Copy Share Image
