Essentially Quote by Mike Birbiglia

Twitter can make a lot of things happen if you get enough retweets.

— Lil Nas X

A retweet is like setting up a blind date between 2 friends. You think they'll get on but you just do the introduction and…

— Anonymous

For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be…

— Natasha Leggero

People naturally want to retweet and engage on super funny videos and memes.

— Jake Paul

Twitter is a competition to write the most retweeted witticisms.

— Justin Kan

It's one thing to be funny in a tweet. It is another to be funny for an hour.

— Michelle Wolf

Twitter is a much more dangerous cauldron of group-think than happy hours or dinners. On Twitter, the reward comes from agreeing or loudly disagreeing…

— David Weigel

Humorists are using Twitter to tell jokes in an interesting way. It doesn't have to be profound, and it doesn't have to be earth-shaking,…

— James Gleick

I hate it when I have a tweet in my head and my friends doesn't retweet it.

— Nikhil Saluja

Once I took to Twitter and shared those jokes, they became a huge hit. My following grew, and some of the posts got thousands…

— Virender Sehwag

I think people make mistakes when they're on Twitter when they're trying to crack jokes, none of it's funny, and it tends to happen…

— Michael Caputo

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week.

— Tom Hanks