“I’m trying to maintain that perfect alcohol equilibrium between euphoria and dulled senses—I call it dullphoria. My personal dullphoria rule, as long… — Jason Rose Wine Copy Share Image
“Patience is a powerful tool for sharks and lawyers—two creatures that are often mistaken for one another.” — Jason Rose Patience Copy Share Image
“Is a group of spiders really called a clutter? Like a gaggle of geese, a pack of wolves, a murder of crows?… — Jason Rose Clutter Copy Share Image
“I’ve had my first dose of caffeine and I’m ready to dole some out justice.” — Jason Rose Caffeine Copy Share Image
“Fear makes smart men, make bad choices, and I can’t think of a night in my life, where I made more bad… — Jason Rose Bad choices Copy Share Image
“Let me tell you what I actually know, I actually know you’re a dick and it sounds like you’re part of a… — Jason Rose Know Dick Copy Share Image
“I wonder if monsters waste as much time on Facebook as humans do?” — Jason Rose Monsters Copy Share Image
