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I drink the wine of aspiration and the drug of illusion. Thus I am never dull.

— John Galsworthy

You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before.

— Zach Galifianakis

Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.

— W. C. Fields

The rapturuous, wild, and ineffable pleasure of drinking at somebody else's expense

— Leigh Hunt

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

— Chelsea Handler

Let the jagged edge of sobriety be now dulled.

— Richard Matheson

I am not an alcoholic. I'm a social catalyst. People pay me to illustrate for other partygoers the chemical process involved in transforming from…

— Josh Kilmer-Purcell

“Becoming an ex-alcoholic, however, is not easy. Drink may be futile and ultimately degrading, but only the fortunate drinker discovers this. And it is…

— George Sheehan

Being satisfied, from observation and experience, as well as from medical testimony, that ardent spirit as a drink is not only needless but hurtful;…

— Andrew Jackson

“Now, my intention was to drink just enough to dull the senses, but intentions should never be mixed with alcohol.”

— Kirt J. Boyd

I like my wine and vodka, but that doesn't mean I fall about drunk. I know my limits.

— Ridley Scott

“So you're a comedian," he said. "Tell me something funny." "Okay. The great thing about being an alcoholic is that when you're bored at…

— Chelsea Handler