Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Facebook is that successful guy you're supposed to want to date, but you can't keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner.…

— Jennifer Harrison

I think social media is very long-lasting. I just don't know the particular thing with Twitter.

— Julian Robertson

I don't even have Facebook anymore. I spend a fair amount of time on Twitter, though.

— Sean Doolittle

Social media is just a platform. Twitter is a very simple and immediate broadcast platform. Facebook is a very personal, when it comes to…

— Mark Cuban

I love Facebook and Twitter. Twitter helps me understand and interact with my fans, and Facebook is more for keeping up with my close…

— Sammi Giancola

Love Twitter more than Facebook cause I can update my status every 5 minutes without people thinking I'm crazy...

— Anonymous

Facebook is like that thing for families or something like that. Twitter is like that thing where you can say whatever you want too.…

— Kevin McCarty

I know what Twitter is; I don't use it. I don't use Facebook, so luckily, it does zero to my ego.

— Richard Armitage

I love Twitter. It's like having a closet full of clever friends that you can visit twice a day, then shove back into the…

— Lauren Groff

Twitter is all fun and games until it's meet and greet time...

— Anonymous

Twitter's been interesting. I'm kind of a tech geek, but I've never been a Facebook or Twitter guy. Surprisingly, I've really enjoyed Twitter because…

— Reid Scott

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. ^_^

— Melchor Lim