I like most people as long as they're not behind a steering wheel or a keyboard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
There's always that one kid in PE class who thinks it's the fucking Olympics. Calm. The. Fuck. Down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There r many things in life tht will catch your eye, but nly a few things that will catch your heart...!!! :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shout out to the dudes trying get laid via Facebook picture comments, you keep working on that grind, your time will come... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best Quote Ever : Between controlling others with your tears and controlling tears for others, we grew up...!!! :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Person (angered): Hey, get that thing out of my face! You (calmly): Its not in your face, its in my hand. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't let your food get cold worrying about what's on my plate :-P~ — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
Im so indie, she thinks to herself as she puts the lyrics to Skinny Love as her Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ill change my second name to Boss, then ill call my son Lyka, so his full name will be Lyka Boss. — Simon Quperlier Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish I was a bird. So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do you still want to insinuate other people while you talk in front of the mirror? — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
U're not a Dad because of what u DID, U're a Dad because of what u DO~ — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
Just because there's plenty of fish in the sea doesn't mean u have the proper equipment 2 catch a keeper~ — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
