Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

How to make money from Facebook and Twitter: (1) Go to 'Account Settings' (2) Click 'Deactivate your account' (3) Go back to work!

— Papa CJ

I don't want to work to make money. I want to work to work.

— Hugh Prather

I'd love a job at Facebook.

— Priscilla Chan

Either make your money work for you or you will always have to work for your money.

— Marshall Sylver

When going to work has become a nice break from Facebook, it's safe to say you're a Facebook junkie.

— Anonymous

Facebook has been around for seven years. It has 500 million users. If you can't figure out how to make money off half a…

— David Heinemeier Hansson

Facebook is such a stupid thing, which is not gonna let you do anything, It works by holding you back and tied you up…

— Hasan Abid

In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook account!

— Anonymous

Imagine if Facebook's users received a universal basic income every day. This isn't going to be easy because it means that inherently their business…

— Brittany Kaiser

If you're a small startup considering selling your company, there's definitely far worse places to work than Facebook.

— Antonio Garcia Martinez

This is our commitment to users and the people who use our service, is that Facebook's a free service. It's free now. It will…

— Mark Zuckerberg

If going on Facebook was a job Id be rich by now

— Anonymous