Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook account!

— Anonymous

I wish Facebook would notify me when someone delete's me. That way I could 'Like' it.

— Priyanka

I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me, that way I can Like it.

— Nate

I'm not on Facebook. I have a sort of anonymous account that I check, like, once every six months every time Facebook rolls out…

— Evgeny Morozov

Choosing not to delete your friends on Facebook because you like to make fun on their statuses.

— Grace

Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.

— Anonymous

Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information...

— Anonymous

I want to make a FB account with the name of 346283 People so whenever I like a status, it'll say 346283 people like this.

— Travis Scott

I wish Facebook would notify me when people deleted me, that way I could like it.

— Azgraybebly Joslan

1.ALERT!! Facebook tried to keep this quiet! As of tomorrow, Facebook will creep into your bathroom when you're in the shower and smack your…

— Anonymous

Katie_benson92 I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me, that way I can Like it.

— Anonymous

Facebook is the Hotel California of the new millennium. You can log out any time you want, but you can never leave.

— Nishan Panwar