Annoying people Quote by Anonymous

Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could fly over certain people and shit on their head

— Crystal

Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could shit on people I hate

— Anonymous

I have wished a bird would fly away, And not sing by my house all day.

— Robert Frost

Being a bird ain't all about flying and shitting from high places.

— Voltaire

I wish that I could fly, way up in the sky, like a bird so high, oh I might just try

— Hollywood Undead

Ah, to be a bird. To fly the skies, sing my song, and best of all occasionally peck someone's eyes out.

— George Carlin

If I were a Bird, then you'd be the first Person I would shiT oN....

— Junior Dè Rèál Testament

Dear god turn me into a bird so I can fly far far away

— Fading_scars

I don't want a be bird because birds get attacked too much. But it would be cool to fly.

— David Archuleta

I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away ...

— Nelly Furtado

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I could fly…

— Jack Handey

If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.

— Ahmed Hashim