People Quote by Jack Handey

Sometimes I wish I was a bird. So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads!

— Anonymous

I'd like to be like a hummingbird. You see them every now and then. You don't see them everywhere.

— Shailene Woodley

Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could shit on people I hate

— Anonymous

Ah, to be a bird. To fly the skies, sing my song, and best of all occasionally peck someone's eyes out.

— George Carlin

Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could fly over certain people and shit on their head

— Crystal

If I were an animal, I would be an eagle.

— Jamie Foxx

If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.

— Ahmed Hashim

If I was a bird I know who I'd shit on first

— Brandy Reedy

I'd fly. I sit and watch the birds go by and say, I wish I could do that.

— Kristin Kreuk

If I were a Bird, then you'd be the first Person I would shiT oN....

— Junior Dè Rèál Testament

I have wished a bird would fly away, And not sing by my house all day.

— Robert Frost

If I were an animal, I'd probably be a bald eagle, since I'm already bald and I love to fish. But I'd probably be…

— Steve Harvey