When a regular person gets sick, they take an aspirin. When a writer gets sick, they take notes… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
There are many types of pain. The only one that aspirin won't help is a hurting heart. That's why there is alcohol — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh! kangaroos, sequins, chocolate sodas! / You really are beautiful! Pearls, / harmonicas, jujubes, aspirins! — Frank O'Hara Copy Share Image
Movie failures are like the common cold. You can stay in bed and take aspirin for six days and recover. Or you… — Gene Tierney Copy Share Image
We have had two chickens in every pot, two cars in every garage, and now we have two headaches for every aspirin. — Fiorello H. La Guardia Copy Share Image
Were Moses to go up Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd bring down with him would be aspirin and Prozac. — Joseph A. Califano, Jr Copy Share Image
If I could find a real life place to make me feel like Tiffany's, then I'd buy some furniture and give the… — Holly Golightly Copy Share Image
I must be right. Never an aspirin. Never injured a day in my life. The whole country, the whole world, should be… — Joseph Pilates Copy Share Image
If you want to write fiction, the best thing you can do is take two aspirins, lie down in a dark room,… — Lawrence Block Copy Share Image
“Diclofenac, cow aspirin, given to cattle as a muscle relaxant, to ease pain and increase the production of milk, works—worked—like nerve gas… — Arundhati Roy Copy Share Image
I kept this to remind me of you trying to brush away the Villa Rossa from your teeth in the morning, swearing… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Cars, toys, aspirin, meat, toasters, water - nearly every product sold has passed basic safety regulations well in advance of being marketed… — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
We Americans are a funny people. We say that our favorite outdoor recreation is 'walking for pleasure' (or so it is reported… — Stewart Udall Copy Share Image
I have periods now, like normal girls; I too am among the knowing, I too can sit out volleyball games and go… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
You read the pragmatists and all you know is: not Descartes, not Kant, not Plato. It's like aspirin. You can't use aspirin… — Richard Rorty Copy Share Image
Nancy [Kassebaum] and I worked on a women's health agenda when I first came. Women were not included in the protocols at… — Barbara Mikulski Copy Share Image
Girls are always saying things like, “I’m so unhappy that I’m going to overdose on aspirin,” but they’d be awfully surprised if… — Rachel Klein Copy Share Image
You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn't… — Foster Friess Copy Share Image
Professionalism in medicine has given us medial miracles for the affluent but hospitals that will charge $35 for aspirin. — Bill James Copy Share Image
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two… — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
I'm sick and tired of black and white people of good intent giving aspirin to a society that is dying of a… — Ralph Abernathy Copy Share Image
“We are living in a cultural dark age of musical pollution. You put the radio on, and five minutes later you need… — Vangelis Copy Share Image
“We know we can prevent heart attacks with aspirin, and with drugs called beta-blockers. We know that certain. Lange” — Shannon Brownlee Copy Share Image
For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors and out. That way they can't get into aspirin bottles, liquor cabinets,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
We are close to dead. There are faces and bodies like gorged maggots on the dance floor, on the highway, in the… — Norman Mailer Copy Share Image
A novel is a commodity that fulfills a certain need; people need to buy daydreams like they need to buy ice cream… — John Dos Passos Copy Share Image
To say "I accept" in an age like our own is to say that you accept concentration-camps, rubber truncheons, Hitler, Stalin, bombs,… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
Shoulder-in is the aspirin of horseback riding - it cures everything. — Nuno Oliveira Copy Share Image
A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Friends seem to be like aspirin; we don't really know why they make a sick person feel better, but they do. — Letty Cottin Pogrebin Copy Share Image
Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin. — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to… — Harvey Penick Copy Share Image
![“Nancy [Kassebaum] and I worked on a women's health agenda when I first came. Women were not included in the protocols at NIH, the famous study, 'take an aspirin a day, keep the doctor, you know, a heart attack away.' It was done on ten thousand male medical students.” quote by Barbara Mikulski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/200/barbara-mikulski-8601_agendas_nancy-kassebaum-and-i-worked-on-a-women_275749.jpg)
