Aspirin Quote by Robert Orben

I took the two most expensive aspirins in history.

— Wally Pipp

“If Moses were alive today he’d come down from the mountain with the Ten Commandments and spend the next five years trying to get…

— Amit Tiwari

“Moses trudges down from Mt. Sinai, tablets in hand, and announces to the assembled multitudes: “I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.…

— Daniel Klein

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.

— Katt Williams

You'll be surprised how infinitely merciful they [these tablets] are. The prescription number is 96814. I think of it as the telephone number of God!

— Tennessee Williams

Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us…

— Golda Meir

How far would Moses have gone if he had taken a poll in Egypt?

— Harry S. Truman

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

— John Barrymore

Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.

— Laurence J. Peter

“There is a saying in the medical profession 'Inside every tablet is a little bit of poison'. Avoid medications if you can.”

— Steven Magee

By the way, did you ever realize that if Moses would have turned right instead of left, we'd have had the oil, the Arabs…

— Golda Meir

With the history of Moses no book in the world, in point of antiquity, can contend.

— John Tillotson