Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains… But it can put mountains where there are… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
If somebody accuses you in a story of being a crook, you can demand that they prove it. But if a comic… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
As much as we admire all the characteristics of a Ronald Reagan, as soon as something goes wrong, people will hate those… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Very few people ever meet celebrities. All we really know is what we read about them and the most memorable lines are… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Humor is a marvelous communications tool, as Reagan has demonstrated so well. He has weathered many a storm that others might not… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists? — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
What if the meek inherited the Earth and we had to defend ourselves from Martians? — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
I'd like to say a few words about one of the most popular concepts in the modern education--show and tell. Show and Tell is… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
