We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children. — Gloria Estefan Copy Share Image
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
To say "I accept" in an age like our own is to say that you accept concentration-camps, rubber truncheons, Hitler, Stalin, bombs,… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
I think it says something about our culture. We, maybe, need a massive therapy session so we can concentrate on what the… — Foster Friess Copy Share Image
We Americans are a funny people. We say that our favorite outdoor recreation is 'walking for pleasure' (or so it is reported… — Stewart Udall Copy Share Image
Oh! kangaroos, sequins, chocolate sodas! / You really are beautiful! Pearls, / harmonicas, jujubes, aspirins! — Frank O'Hara Copy Share Image
Aspirin is so good for roses, brandy for sweet peas, and a squeeze of lemon-juice for the fleshy flowers, like begonias. — Gerald Durrell Copy Share Image
Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures. — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
I would say that it's an awfully overrated aspirin and very similar to the old people's Disneyland. — Don Van Vliet Copy Share Image
Estimates suggest that from 20 to 50 million Americans routinely, albeit illegally, smoke marijuana without the benefit of direct medical supervision. Yet,… — Frances M. Young Copy Share Image
Shoulder-in is the aspirin of horseback riding - it cures everything. — Nuno Oliveira Copy Share Image
Twenty aspirin, a little slit alongside the veins of the arm, maybe even a bad half hour standing on a roof: We've… — Susanna Kaysen Copy Share Image
Friends seem to be like aspirin; we don't really know why they make a sick person feel better, but they do. — Letty Cottin Pogrebin Copy Share Image
You can't just take an aspirin and sit around and have 12 donuts and think, 'I took my aspirin so I'm not… — Corbin Bernsen Copy Share Image
There are no violent gangs fighting over aspirin territories. There are no violent gangs fighting over whisky territories or computer territories or… — Harry Browne Copy Share Image
We are not bearing our crosses every time we have a headache; an aspirin tablet will take care of that. What is… — Vance Havner Copy Share Image
Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to… — Harvey Penick Copy Share Image
A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
If men were equally at risk from this condition - if they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
There is little that can be said about most economic goods. A toothbrush does little but clean teeth. Aspirin does little but… — John Kenneth Galbraith Copy Share Image
Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin. — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
I'll cab it home." "Naw. I'll hang until you're through. Then I'll drag you back to your apartment. Watch you throw up… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
