Best friend Quote by Carlin Whisler

“Personally I think the reason y Jesus heals cripples is because heaven isn't wheelchair accessible. That shit was built way before wheelchairs. Besides,it's a stairway to heaven,not a ramp.” quote by Carlin Whisler — Download Open image

“Personally I think the reason y Jesus heals cripples is because heaven isn't wheelchair accessible. That shit was built way before wheelchairs. Besides,it's a stairway to heaven,not a ramp.”

Carlin Whisler

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This hole thing with the hurricane flooding New York City and taking out 90% of Jersey Shore.. yeah it's sad.. kinda.. but it's no natural disaster.. it's only logic to me that if you wanna invest money do it above sea-level dumb-asses. But at least on the bright side of things I won't have to worry about seeing or hearing…

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My goal this year is to buy a prius so I can be the anti prius driver. Be like, yeaaaah, that's my prius. The one with with the gun rack and the McCain sticker on the back and the dead deer carcass. Roped to the hood. Wouldn't that be sweet driving around california in a prius, set up like that…

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God always has something for you, a key for every problem, They're still a light for every shadow, a relief for every sorrow & a plan for every tomorrow. Accept all that is given to you with an open mind. Every gift, whether it warmed your spirit or brought you disappointment is a blessing. Learn from yesterday, live for today,…

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I could eat a whole bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a more coherent statement than that.

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Here is your third gift from Me once again..I had a fourth gift it was about me making a video telling you how much of a best friend you are and how I love you, but I deleted it when you told me you couldn't be on here anymore..but anyways I love you! ;) Happy B-Lated Birthday once again ;)

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