Evil Quote by Eddie Izzard

“have the neck of a thousand giraffes.”

— Mark Time

“I have seen giraffes in junglejims their necks like love wound around the iron circumstances of the world.”

— Lawrence Ferlinghetti

“My big studly giraffe." "My little horny monkey.”

— Jim Provenzano

“Sometimes you just need to throw on your giraffe shirt and stick your neck out to help someone who needs it!”

— Brenda Lochinger

“The giraffe can behave like the gazelle, but its neck will always tell a story!”

— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

“publicly raped by a specially trained giraffe, after which she was torn apart by wild animals.”

— Harold Schechter

“Only a friend or a giraffe would stick his neck out for you. But only a giraffe would eat all the leaves off your…

— Jarod Kintz

“No matter what is doing the creating, I have to say that the giraffe and the rhinoceros are ridiculous.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“There was no way to have a civilized conversation with that guy. It's like he was raised by giraffes or something.”

— H.M. Ward

“How would you lift a giraffe with one hand? It doesn't matter as you won't find any one-handed giraffes!”

— Various

“Does the giraffe know what he's for? Or care? Or even think about his place in things? A giraffe has a black tongue twenty-seven…

— Robert Fulghum

“I’m evil, but I don’t care”

— Kirsty McKay