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“Sometimes you just need to throw on your giraffe shirt and stick your neck out to help someone who needs it!”

— Brenda Lochinger

“I have seen giraffes in junglejims their necks like love wound around the iron circumstances of the world.”

— Lawrence Ferlinghetti

“Only a friend or a giraffe would stick his neck out for you. But only a giraffe would eat all the leaves off your…

— Jarod Kintz

“The giraffe can behave like the gazelle, but its neck will always tell a story!”

— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

“I am an evil Giraffe.”

— Eddie Izzard

“My big studly giraffe." "My little horny monkey.”

— Jim Provenzano

“How would you lift a giraffe with one hand? It doesn't matter as you won't find any one-handed giraffes!”

— Various

“No matter what is doing the creating, I have to say that the giraffe and the rhinoceros are ridiculous.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Does the giraffe know what he's for? Or care? Or even think about his place in things? A giraffe has a black tongue twenty-seven…

— Robert Fulghum

“No claims of any and all revelations could be so far-fetched as a single giraffe.”

— Annie Dillard

“publicly raped by a specially trained giraffe, after which she was torn apart by wild animals.”

— Harold Schechter

I remember once reading that it is still not understood how the giraffe manages to pump an adequate blood supply all the way up…

— Robert Solow