Comedy Quote by H.M. Ward

“...Don't you ever get the feeling that for all that people try to be so civilized and sophisticated, we're really just animals pretending to…

— Marie Zhuikov

“Humans are animals, but aren’t we supposed to be civilized animals?”

— Justine Monikue

“Some speak of the savagery of beasts. I will ever prefer that to the thoughtless contempt some men have toward animals.”

— Robin Hobb

“I am an evil Giraffe.”

— Eddie Izzard

“IT is easy to be rude on the Continent. You just shout and call people names of a zoological character.”

— George Mikes

“He said, “You misunderstand. We did not kill the nuggies and the other folk hereabouts. They see us, and then they commonly die.” “Of…

— Harry Turtledove

“Went to the Zoo, I said to Him- Something about that chimpanzee over there reminds me of you.”

— Carol Ann Duffy

“Does the giraffe know what he's for? Or care? Or even think about his place in things? A giraffe has a black tongue twenty-seven…

— Robert Fulghum

“That was the man's real trouble, not the savage and uncanny civilizations he encountered--he kept forgetting what he had.”

— Colson Whitehead

“I have seen giraffes in junglejims their necks like love wound around the iron circumstances of the world.”

— Lawrence Ferlinghetti

“The thing is, we all have a little animal in us, and if you ask us to, we can do a very good job…

— Gene Doucette

“Innocent tourists? You make me sound like the big bad wolf.” “And you’re not?” I questioned. “Only if you’re Red Riding Hood,” he said…

— Alyssa Rose Ivy