“He's grinning hard, showing a dimple on his cheek that I haven't seen in forever.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“Her head titled to the side and her eyebrows crept up her face. It was her uh-durrr face, she was just too… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“What'd you think would happen when you died? That the prophecy would just be over and we'd all be like, oops, guess… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“That man has some seriously oversized ovaries. Can you say PMS? He braked at anyone and everyone before shoving his way outside.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“Those guards are going to be all sorts of pissed when they find out they've been following a bunny rabbit.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“When you said you were giving her a ring, I wanted to make sure she didn't eat it by accident. Who puts… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“That man has some seriously oversized ovaries. Can you say PMS? He barked at anyone and everyone before shoving his way outside.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“Tell me, where do I stand compared to Neil and the ankle biter over there? He’s kind of hot, in a Howard… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“Maybe I'm too jumpy, too untrusting. The thing is, once something bad happens, there's no way to undo it. There's no erase… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I just don't want to have more people to lose. It sounds mental, but I'd rather be alone than be devastated when… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“It’s a one of a kind, camel-toe couch. For when yoga pants aren’t enough.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“No, I was just trying to burn a hole in the side of your face with my laser vision. It didn't work.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“there’s a big empty box filled with packaging peanuts and it’s totally calling my name.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“There was no way to have a civilized conversation with that guy. It's like he was raised by giraffes or something.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“What do I do now? I didn't think my heart could break any more than it already has. The pieces still inside of me… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I've tired so hard to stay away from you, buy your soul is so powerful. It can't be ignored. It calls to me. It's… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I don't know what to say to fill the silence. I don't know how to fix this. It seems wrong to leave him, but… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“When you find the right person, yeah—this is what it feels like." He takes a deep breath, trying to steady himself before taking my… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“When you said you were giving her a ring, I wanted to make sure she didn't eat it by accident. Who puts a ring… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“You trusted me to do things that terrify you because it's what I needed. I can do the same for you. I can hold… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I'd give up everything for him, but then what? He has no job, I have no money, and we both live in a box.… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I just wished they'd see Mari, their daughter. I wished they saw how much I liked art and how much I didn't want to… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“The future is always bright; it isn't until you get there that you realize it isn't.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“Go fuck a monkey, Ferro. I don't have time for you or your fake sincerity.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
