Humor Quote by H.M. Ward Download Open image ““there’s a big empty box filled with packaging peanuts and it’s totally calling my name.”” — H.M. Ward ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Q: How do you tell when there's an elephant in the pit? A: Peanut shells on the floor.” — Bucky Sinister Copy Share Image
“I've bought these peanuts before. They're round, cubical, pock-marked, seamed. Broken peanuts. A lot of dust at the bottom of the jar. But they… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
“Your mom said to say I could have just one peanut butter square but not til after they cool down.” — Breehn Burns Copy Share Image
“(Talking abot peanuts)Arrgh! I never have any idea what any adult says! It's always that "wha wha wha" crap!” — Seth Green Copy Share Image
“My love for peanut butter is so deep that I can't look at a jar without devouring it!” — Monica DiNatale Copy Share Image
“ 'It's hard to come by peanuts that crack so nice and crisp,' said J.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“What do I do now? I didn't think my heart could break any more than it already has. The pieces still inside of me… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I've tired so hard to stay away from you, buy your soul is so powerful. It can't be ignored. It calls to me. It's… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I don't know what to say to fill the silence. I don't know how to fix this. It seems wrong to leave him, but… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“When you find the right person, yeah—this is what it feels like." He takes a deep breath, trying to steady himself before taking my… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“When you said you were giving her a ring, I wanted to make sure she didn't eat it by accident. Who puts a ring… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“You trusted me to do things that terrify you because it's what I needed. I can do the same for you. I can hold… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I'd give up everything for him, but then what? He has no job, I have no money, and we both live in a box.… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I just wished they'd see Mari, their daughter. I wished they saw how much I liked art and how much I didn't want to… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“The future is always bright; it isn't until you get there that you realize it isn't.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“Go fuck a monkey, Ferro. I don't have time for you or your fake sincerity.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
