Comedy Quote by H.M. Ward Download Open image ““Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt.”” — H.M. Ward ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Funny Humor Swearing
“Be the cactus, a proof of unsubmission, and blossom amidst the fiercest environment.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
“You have a very prickly exterior that needs to be navigated very carefully. Kind of like a really sexy cactus.” — Michelle Rowen Copy Share Image
“Professor Butts walks in his sleep, strolls through a cactus field in his bare feet, and screams out an idea for a self-operating napkin.” — Rube Goldberg Copy Share Image
“Well what I was going to say was that it reminds me of us because a cactus can grow and thrive without a lot… — Rebecca Bloom Copy Share Image
“That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
Wilf: God bless the cactuses! The Doctor: That's cactI. Alien: And that's racist! — Russell T Davies Copy Share Image
“I blew the horn a few times, hoping to call up an iguana. Get the buggers moving. They were out there, I knew, in… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“She’d been surprised to learn it had a semi-arid climate, with cactus plants growing right beside palm trees.” — Bettye Griffin Copy Share Image
“What do I do now? I didn't think my heart could break any more than it already has. The pieces still inside of me… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I've tired so hard to stay away from you, buy your soul is so powerful. It can't be ignored. It calls to me. It's… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I don't know what to say to fill the silence. I don't know how to fix this. It seems wrong to leave him, but… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“When you find the right person, yeah—this is what it feels like." He takes a deep breath, trying to steady himself before taking my… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“When you said you were giving her a ring, I wanted to make sure she didn't eat it by accident. Who puts a ring… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“You trusted me to do things that terrify you because it's what I needed. I can do the same for you. I can hold… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I'd give up everything for him, but then what? He has no job, I have no money, and we both live in a box.… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I just wished they'd see Mari, their daughter. I wished they saw how much I liked art and how much I didn't want to… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“The future is always bright; it isn't until you get there that you realize it isn't.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“Go fuck a monkey, Ferro. I don't have time for you or your fake sincerity.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
