Funny Quote by Mark A. Cooper Download Open image ““I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.”” — Mark A. Cooper ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Prick Rude-quote Witty-comebacks
“You have a very prickly exterior that needs to be navigated very carefully. Kind of like a really sexy cactus.” — Michelle Rowen Copy Share Image
“And he’d grown as a cactus grows, bitter and prickly and tough enough to survive what came his way.” — Geraldine Brooks Copy Share Image
“I was often a prick, and I knew it. Only I always knew it too late.” — Luke Hartwell Copy Share Image
“Be the cactus, a proof of unsubmission, and blossom amidst the fiercest environment.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
“Well what I was going to say was that it reminds me of us because a cactus can grow and thrive without a lot… — Rebecca Bloom Copy Share Image
“She’d been surprised to learn it had a semi-arid climate, with cactus plants growing right beside palm trees.” — Bettye Griffin Copy Share Image
Wilf: God bless the cactuses! The Doctor: That's cactI. Alien: And that's racist! — Russell T Davies Copy Share Image
“I been out there. It’s no big deal. Except for the snakes, scorpions, coyotes, and bobcats and cactus.” — J.K. Brandon Copy Share Image
“I don't know if you've ever been covered head to toe in prickle bush, but let me tell you, it's not a pleasant experience,… — Elizabeth Newton Copy Share Image
“I blew the horn a few times, hoping to call up an iguana. Get the buggers moving. They were out there, I knew, in… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“Em. Are you the Loch Ness Monster?” Archie stuttered shuffling back a step. “Aghhh! M, M, Monster. Monster.” Gordon shrieked, he turned his huge… — Mark A. Cooper Copy Share Image
“Everyone kept telling me not to worry someone will do something. No one did so I became someone and did something.” — Mark A. Cooper Copy Share Image
“Jason knew his life would never be the same again. British intelligence now had an ace up their sleeve, and Jason had to overcome… — Mark A. Cooper Copy Share Image
“So Jason, in England, do you eat these ‘Farmer burgers?’” Wong Tong asked. “Farmer burgers? I don’t know what they are?” “Maybe I have… — Mark A. Cooper Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
