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“You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras are C shells.” quote by H.M. Ward — Download Open image

““You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras are C shells.””

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