Humor Quote by H.M. Ward Download Open image ““It’s a one of a kind, camel-toe couch. For when yoga pants aren’t enough.”” — H.M. Ward ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Yoga pants
“I don't make people comfortable but that's what couches are for.” — Donna Lynn Hope Copy Share Image
“I don't always change my clothes just because I'm leaving the house. I wear yoga pants 99 percent of the time, and I pretend… — Shauna Niequist Copy Share Image
“Sitting on my ass all day long is fun and all, but I’d rather sit on your ass. More padding, like an overstuffed sofa.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“She said I could have a seat on the couch if I wanted to, but I told her I didn't believe in leather, so… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
“WHAT YOU WON’T FIND IN HER CLOSET * Three-inch heels. Why live life halfway? * Logos. You are not a billboard. * Nylon, polyester,… — Anne Berest Copy Share Image
“Then she reached lower and started to ease my pants down. I stopped her so I could get my shoes and socks off first.… — Barry Eisler Copy Share Image
“I’m almost used to you showing up without shoes, but where the hell are your pants?” — Dani Harper Copy Share Image
“Of what good is an armchair of velvet when the rest of the environment does not match? It is like a man going around… — Søren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
“That’s just perfect. I hung up and crossed my arms over my chest. When your butt is permanently attached to a chair, the only… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Pants don’t walk without legs in them. Let that be a lesson in love.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
“I know she is going on vacation, so I knitted her a sweater. It matches the bathing suit I knitted her, and it’s as… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“What do I do now? I didn't think my heart could break any more than it already has. The pieces still inside of me… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I've tired so hard to stay away from you, buy your soul is so powerful. It can't be ignored. It calls to me. It's… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I don't know what to say to fill the silence. I don't know how to fix this. It seems wrong to leave him, but… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“When you find the right person, yeah—this is what it feels like." He takes a deep breath, trying to steady himself before taking my… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“When you said you were giving her a ring, I wanted to make sure she didn't eat it by accident. Who puts a ring… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“You trusted me to do things that terrify you because it's what I needed. I can do the same for you. I can hold… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I'd give up everything for him, but then what? He has no job, I have no money, and we both live in a box.… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I just wished they'd see Mari, their daughter. I wished they saw how much I liked art and how much I didn't want to… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“The future is always bright; it isn't until you get there that you realize it isn't.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“Go fuck a monkey, Ferro. I don't have time for you or your fake sincerity.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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