Attached Chair Quote by Ilona Andrews

“chair wouldn’t rock. So I heaved myself from side to side. It still didn’t move. I gripped the arms and jerked myself around and…

— Jack Gantos

“Sitting on my ass all day long is fun and all, but I’d rather sit on your ass. More padding, like an overstuffed sofa.”

— Jarod Kintz

“That kind of walk is nice when it happens, but I'll take four minutes now and then over being butt-stapled to a chair all…

— Robert Michael Pyle

“I suck in my stomach and arch my back... There's really no attractive way for a woman to sit down.”

— Ashley Pullo

“Like so many writers - I need to keep my butt in the chair.”

— Tina Gayle

“I sit back, pushing my shoulder blades into the cushion behind me, and delight in the rare feeling of something just falling into place.…

— Colleen Oakley

“I woke up just before the alarm sounded, snuck in a few sit-ups (maybe a few would be an exaggeration; a couple—well one full…

— Annie Adams

“Lean back, tighten abs, keep arms locked, look for a place to land my hands.”

— Wendy Mass

“Butt in chair is the only way to quit your day job.”

— Renee Lovins

“Hold on to your butts.”

— Samuel L. Jackson

“There I sit in the chair, with the lights off, in my red dress, hooked and buttoned. You can think clearly only with your…

— Margaret Atwood

“I could sit in a recliner, if I were so inclined.”

— Jarod Kintz