Quote by Ashley Pullo

“Sitting on my ass all day long is fun and all, but I’d rather sit on your ass. More padding, like an overstuffed sofa.”

— Jarod Kintz

“That’s just perfect. I hung up and crossed my arms over my chest. When your butt is permanently attached to a chair, the only…

— Ilona Andrews

“I look at you. I know what you are. You are sloppy-bodied, smelly and wet. A woman who was born to sit trapped in…

— Don DeLillo

“It's unnerving how you fit in the basin of my thighs.”

— Audrey Rey

“I like nothing more in the world than sitting on my ass doing nothing. And it's not my fault I have this attitude, because…

— Lori Chapman

“After all, you couldn't expect any man to turn away from a beautiful woman with her ass in the air.”

— Constance Daley

“I lean closer to the screen and decide to really push her limits by hitting her with one of those pickup lines she loves…

— Victoria Denault

“Standing in the shower, I feel something on the back of my leg that turns out to be my ass.”

— Mary Karr

“My stomach somersaults -- he wants me... in a weird way, true, but this beautiful, strange, kinky man wants me.”

— E.L. James

“I fell back into my favorite chair and tucked my hands between my knees to stop them from shaking. I sucked in a deep…

— Tess Oliver

“Oh, but my stomach, she is like a waterbed covered in flannel. When I lie on my side in bed, my stomach lies politely…

— Anne Lamott

“It's okay.' I rubbed my stomach.'These abs have been known to bring down much tougher girls. I won't tell anyone you want me.”

— Nyrae Dawn