Be-yourself-quotes Quote by Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

“Sometimes you just need to throw on your giraffe shirt and stick your neck out to help someone who needs it!”

— Brenda Lochinger

“Only a friend or a giraffe would stick his neck out for you. But only a giraffe would eat all the leaves off your…

— Jarod Kintz

“I have seen giraffes in junglejims their necks like love wound around the iron circumstances of the world.”

— Lawrence Ferlinghetti

“have the neck of a thousand giraffes.”

— Mark Time

“Does the giraffe know what he's for? Or care? Or even think about his place in things? A giraffe has a black tongue twenty-seven…

— Robert Fulghum

“Lions eat giraffes so they can survive even though the giraffes didn’t do anything to the lions, and nobody thinks that the lions are…

— Matthew Dicks

“How would you lift a giraffe with one hand? It doesn't matter as you won't find any one-handed giraffes!”

— Various

“No matter what is doing the creating, I have to say that the giraffe and the rhinoceros are ridiculous.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“publicly raped by a specially trained giraffe, after which she was torn apart by wild animals.”

— Harold Schechter

“I am an evil Giraffe.”

— Eddie Izzard

You know what really sucks? A giraffe with a pain in his neck.

— DaniAlla And Her BFF

“Every morning in Africa a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must move faster than the lion or it will not survive. Every morning…

— Roger Bannister