Humor Quotes by Jerry Coleman · Page 2

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

— Jerry Coleman

Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.

— Jerry Coleman

I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

— Jerry Coleman

Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down.

— Jerry Coleman

Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.

— Jerry Coleman

McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back.

— Jerry Coleman

And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield.

— Jerry Coleman

DeShaies is like a clock out there. Every other pitch goes one way or the other.

— Jerry Coleman

There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base.

— Jerry Coleman

Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry!

— Jerry Coleman

Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!

— Jerry Coleman

Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.

— Jerry Coleman

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

— Jerry Coleman

When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.

— Jerry Coleman

From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.

— Jerry Coleman

The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.

— Jerry Coleman

Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.

— Jerry Coleman

That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.

— Jerry Coleman

Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".

— Jerry Coleman

Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.

— Jerry Coleman

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

— Jerry Coleman

There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.

— Jerry Coleman

I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.

— Jerry Coleman

They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

— Jerry Coleman

At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.

— Jerry Coleman

Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play.

— Jerry Coleman

Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.

— Jerry Coleman

I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.

— Jerry Coleman

At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.

— Jerry Coleman

Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.

— Jerry Coleman

Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.

— Jerry Coleman

Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.

— Jerry Coleman

If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.

— Jerry Coleman

There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout.

— Jerry Coleman

Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first.

— Jerry Coleman

I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.

— Jerry Coleman

The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.

— Jerry Coleman

Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.

— Jerry Coleman

That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.

— Jerry Coleman

Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.

— Jerry Coleman