Baseball Quote by Jerry Coleman Download Open image “Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.” — Jerry Coleman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Baseball Circus Deck Funny Humor Jesus
Christ is wont to catch every man in the way of his own craft - magicians with a star, fishers with a fish. — John Chrysostom Copy Share Image
I think Jesus was a bit more of a fun guy. I'd like to play Him like maybe some days He doesn't fancy it,… — Rhys Ifans Copy Share Image
Word to Muhammad, that triple beam is heaven-sent. Riding through the jungles in that muthafuckin' elephant. — The Game Copy Share Image
Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back, makin fun of poor little Joe Dirt? — Joe Dirt Copy Share Image
“...and challenging your neighborhood to a round of competitive outdoor decorating. Because you’re not really celebrating the birth of Jesus unless your house can… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
All the great amusements are dangerous for the Christian life. — Madeleine de Souvre, marquise de Sable Copy Share Image
“The circus arrives without warning. No announcements precede it, no paper notices on downtown posts and billboards, no mentions or advertisements in local newspapers.… — Erin Morgenstern Copy Share Image
And Kansas is at Chicago tonight or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas leads in the eighth four-to-four. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
Spring training means flowers, people coming outdoors, sunshine, optimism and baseball. Spring training is a time to think about being young again. — Ernie Banks Copy Share Image
Five World Series rings, 3000-plus hits, the fame, the fortune and playing for the second most historic franchise in baseball... These are just some… — Mookie Betts Copy Share Image
I sang the National Anthem at Dodger Stadium - at a baseball game - which was crazy; there was, like, 60,000 people there, which… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy… — Harry Caray Copy Share Image
Though 'Moneyball' had the talents of screenwriters Steven Zaillian and Aaron Sorkin going for it, they weren't baseball insiders. — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
“It took only three years for Jonathan Papelbon to surpass Bill Campbell, Lee Smith, Tom Gordon, Sparky Lyle, Derek Lowe, Jeff Reardon, Ellis Kinder,… — Tucker Elliot Copy Share Image
The Baseball Hall of Fame is something every player dreams about, but being a member of God's Hall of Fame is the greatest achievement… — Gary Carter Copy Share Image
You can't go up there trying to get hits. You can just go up there trying to put together at-bats and square the baseball… — Alex Bregman Copy Share Image
Baseball needs to put the steroids era behind it by having and enforcing tough rules against all kinds of artificial advantages, so that spring… — Marvin Olasky Copy Share Image
Consider developing your whole self with the same raw focus and intensity that you develop a particular skill set. Get focused. Go out, have… — Anthony Holden Copy Share Image
There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image