Baseball Quotes by Jerry Coleman · Page 2

Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.

— Jerry Coleman

That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.

— Jerry Coleman

Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.

— Jerry Coleman

The sky is so clear today you can see all the way to Missouri.

— Jerry Coleman

I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.

— Jerry Coleman

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

— Jerry Coleman

The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight!

— Jerry Coleman

A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

— Jerry Coleman

The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.

— Jerry Coleman

Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.

— Jerry Coleman

You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast.

— Jerry Coleman

Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.

— Jerry Coleman

Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.

— Jerry Coleman

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in…

— Jerry Coleman

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way…

— Jerry Coleman

It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.

— Jerry Coleman

Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done.

— Jerry Coleman

Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!

— Jerry Coleman

George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.

— Jerry Coleman

Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.

— Jerry Coleman

You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.

— Jerry Coleman

The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.

— Jerry Coleman

Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable.

— Jerry Coleman

They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.

— Jerry Coleman

Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.

— Jerry Coleman

That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres - two doubles and a triple.

— Jerry Coleman

Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none.

— Jerry Coleman

McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back.

— Jerry Coleman

Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.

— Jerry Coleman

That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.

— Jerry Coleman

Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".

— Jerry Coleman

Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.

— Jerry Coleman

And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield.

— Jerry Coleman

DeShaies is like a clock out there. Every other pitch goes one way or the other.

— Jerry Coleman

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

— Jerry Coleman

Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.

— Jerry Coleman

Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!

— Jerry Coleman

National League umpires wear inside chest protesters.

— Jerry Coleman

Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.

— Jerry Coleman

Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down.

— Jerry Coleman