Baseball Quote by Jerry Coleman Download Open image “Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.” — Jerry Coleman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Baseball Fangs Flexing Funny Humor Tonight Umpires
It is rather suitable for umpires to dress like dentists, since one of their tasks is to draw stumps. — John Arlott Copy Share Image
It isn't enough for an umpire to merely know what he's doing. He has to look as though he knows what he's doing, too. — Larry Goetz Copy Share Image
The one thing that all umpires have is pride, and if you don't have pride, you lose that edge. — Doug Harvey Copy Share Image
Umpires, like players, are expected to show constant improvement each season and at each level. Inconsistent plate work and the inability to handle situations… — Jim Evans Copy Share Image
They are supposed to be dispassionate dispensers of Pure Justice, icy islands of emotionless calculation. In short, umpires should be acute Republicans. — George Will Copy Share Image
Guys in our sport bump their gums quite a bit, and they get you to think they're these huge tough guys... they're these gangsters,… — Tyron Woodley Copy Share Image
Umpires are necessary evils. That's just the nature of the beast. For years, people have looked on umpiring as a job they could get… — Doug Harvey Copy Share Image
And Kansas is at Chicago tonight or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas leads in the eighth four-to-four. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
Spring training means flowers, people coming outdoors, sunshine, optimism and baseball. Spring training is a time to think about being young again. — Ernie Banks Copy Share Image
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I sang the National Anthem at Dodger Stadium - at a baseball game - which was crazy; there was, like, 60,000 people there, which… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy… — Harry Caray Copy Share Image
Though 'Moneyball' had the talents of screenwriters Steven Zaillian and Aaron Sorkin going for it, they weren't baseball insiders. — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
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The Baseball Hall of Fame is something every player dreams about, but being a member of God's Hall of Fame is the greatest achievement… — Gary Carter Copy Share Image
You can't go up there trying to get hits. You can just go up there trying to put together at-bats and square the baseball… — Alex Bregman Copy Share Image
Baseball needs to put the steroids era behind it by having and enforcing tough rules against all kinds of artificial advantages, so that spring… — Marvin Olasky Copy Share Image
Consider developing your whole self with the same raw focus and intensity that you develop a particular skill set. Get focused. Go out, have… — Anthony Holden Copy Share Image
There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
