Politics Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a floating object that dispensed fresh water, if only it were lighter and shaped like a cloud.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Bricks could be used to pad the pockets of crooked politicians. Why stuff their greedy pockets with cash, when we could load them up…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a flotation device, if you’re Michael Phelps and don’t need it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to float a good idea at work—especially if it’s a good idea that would be bad for you personally.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as an AFD, or Atmospheric Floating Device, whose sole function is to make people ask WTF?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate?…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a boat, and due to the brick’s reputation of indestructibility, we could call the boat “The Titanic.” Surely…

— Jarod Kintz

We drift down time, clutching at straws. But what good's a brick to a drowning man?

— Tom Stoppard

“A brick could be used as a weight to keep the cardboard cutout of the Federal Government from blowing over. Well, at least unless…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid down beforehand to catch the shards. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz