Middle finger Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““A bat isn’t a bird isn’t a middle finger.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Middle finger
“and birds in the hand such an irritating way of pecking your fingers, shitting in your palm, and then flying away.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“A bird in the hand is worth plucking, frying, and sticking between two bits of bread.” — Edward Burns Copy Share Image
“Jason was the next batter. He did his whole Velcro routine. Then he stepped up to the plate. The first ball went past. “Strike!”… — Rachel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
"The birds can fly, an' why can't I? Must we give in," says he, with a grin, "'T the blackbird an' phoebe are smarter… — John Townsend Trowbridge Copy Share Image
“a bird no one wants. he’s mine. my bird of pain. he doesn’t sing. that bird swaying on the bough.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“(After witnessing a young Indian man throwing a popped grain of some sort at a caged, humiliated mountain lion) That was it. I grabbed… — Jack Turner Copy Share Image
My middle finger is used when words aren't enough for people to understand that they're annoying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I fall in the field and ain't no more air for me Pour some on the ground and put one in the air… — Nhial Gatyung Copy Share Image
Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands. — Ted Copy Share Image
“He knelt quickly, bit her hard on the ass, then bobbed back up as she yelped and straightened in surprise. He pressed a hand… — Scott Nicolay Copy Share Image
“Anyway I was in the school nurse’s office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too. They were… — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
Stupid females gone talk regardless of how you feel, so I switch hard, have a smile on my face, and throw the middle finger… — Me Copy Share Image
“Everyone has bad days...'my Dear MIDDLE FINGER, Thanks for sticking up for me!” — Napz Cherub Pellazo Copy Share Image
Well, I guess I'm single for the night, And you can sit right on my middle finger for the night. And if I sound… — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
