That awkward moment when you're trying to dodge someone, and you both step the same way twice. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Seeing a 'Do not disturb' sign and automatically assuming people in there are having sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One life, one chance that's all we get Don't have regrets Live life to the best of it. — Kenny Janssen Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you accidentally make eye contact with your crush and you have no choice but to say nothing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I read the newspaper every day just to see if there's anyone I know in the obituaries or the underwear ads. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your staring at a car thats passing by, and you notice that everyone in the car is staring… — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
I never knew you could offend someone by masturbating. This couple just opened their closet and they look really pissed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wish I could sleep but my A.D.D kicks in and well, one sheep, two sheep, cow, duck, turtle, Old McDonald had… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
Sometimes I want to sit on my right hand so it feels like someone else is stopping me from masturbating. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girls are really dressing up like sluts these days. This one young girl just got up from her seat & I totally… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear hoodies, thank you for always being there for me. Sincerely, I'm sexy and I know it, I'm just way too tired… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There have been many people throughout my life who I have lost, but I am not sad. I remember all the good… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always remember that you can never find a perfect partner to love you the way you wanted, only a person whos willing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Truth is... girls lie as much a boys, boys get hurt as much as girls. At some point we all experience the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls are too nosey. if you don't know me or don't like me , why add me on facebook? to get news?… — Brittany Provo Copy Share Image
It's so lame how men act on a dating site. How am I suppose to have an interest in you when I… — Vpl Copy Share Image
Is having a Facebook status so important to us? Some of us who are REALLY engaged or married will set our status… — Chee Vai Tang Copy Share Image
Don't like what I post ? Think I post too much? Think I get off the topic of the humanity some time?… — Khalifa Shavez Copy Share Image
Loving someone dont need any REASON... It doesn't matter the age gap.. Doesn't matter how she/he looks.. Doesn't matter the way she/he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
