As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I curse myself for not grabbing the right time for the thing I waited my whole life! — Habeebah(Kanoorbee Copy Share Image
I hate when exes say, I'm here if you need me. Bitch, Where the fuck were you when we were together? Fuck… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment of disappointment when you can't find the answer to your homework on Google. — Patince Copy Share Image
Everything is uncertian this might be your last breath this might b mine right now is all that is here right now… — Onyeulo Amarachi Copy Share Image
When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power - like God must feel when he's holding… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I read the newspaper every day just to see if there's anyone I know in the obituaries or the underwear ads. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People will knock you down and make fun of you but you can't stay down. Show them that you're stronger than them......show… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have learn that in relationship you should be faithful ..if you can't be faithful then be careful..!! — Strawberry Copy Share Image
If she's still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
I drove my expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you wanna know something, ask me. Don't assume. That's how drama starts. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
A woman can give a man a million reasons to be faithful, and he will find one reason to cheat. A man… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer… — Danish Copy Share Image
