Facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Seeing a 'Do not disturb' sign and automatically assuming people in there are having sex.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook status Having sex Sex Thinking
I have a "Do Not Disturb" sign on my hotel door. It's time to go to "Don't Disturb". It's been "Do Not" for too… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. — Indira Gandhi Copy Share Image
There's something about a sign-off that seems predictable. I just say whatever comes to my mind, to the pleasure and horror of the control… — David Muir Copy Share Image
We need to take down our "Do not disturb" signs... snap out of our stupor and come out of our coma and awake from… — Vance Havner Copy Share Image
Сrucially, that crescent moon icon on your phone, the 'Do Not Disturb' function, you need to know what that is. If you don't know… — Jeremy Vine Copy Share Image
To sound the alarm is not to panic but to seek action from an aroused public. — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
I don't care when u disturb me But I get disturbed when u don't disturb me!! — Mýväñwý Mêghä Copy Share Image
We know that people are less open in conversations if the other conversant puts a cell phone on the table. Even if it's turned… — Douglas Rushkoff Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The one thing I absolutely hate about social media are the people who abuse it. Whenever I see a person who constantly posts negative… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image