Honey, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex! It's also the food preparation. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just because I don't fuck you anymore doesn't make me a lesbian.It just makes you an asshole.! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
I've been banging my head against this wall for hours trying to figure out where all this blood is coming from! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Coworkers love to complain about their weight issues and talk about weight loss plans.... As they reach over for their fourth slice… — Kevin Copy Share Image
Talking to a girl and they have no clue about shows on TV. If you weren't on the internet all day maybe… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish youd pay more attention to my favorite songs because the lyrics they sing are the words Im too scared… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
BBM for Andriod is the new Google+ account. Everyone wanted it. Everyone got it. And no one has any idea what to… — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook perfect! — Patricia Ann Rose Garai Copy Share Image
Sometimes, the only thing left to do is to let go even if it's the hardest thing to do. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dont regret your past learn from it because if you regret it then you regret the lessons you learned. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. And they are not even 18 yet. We're… — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Facebook is 1) An obsession. 2) A distraction. 3) A tracking device. 4) Where drama lives. 5) Everybodys diary — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I must have missed school the day we learned about Abraham Lincoln being a vampire slayer... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
