Facebook is kind of like the matrix if you think about it... fake reality. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always thought it made more sense to pour Gatorade on the losing coach. — Typical Me Copy Share Image
I don't just sing the song, I also sing the background music and the guitar solo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont need a perfect one. I just need someone who can make me feel that Im the only one...:-) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all of the mirrors. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No one likes; Mondays. Homework. Fake friends. School. Being ignored. drama. Liars. An empty fridge. Being replaced. Slow Internet. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Can't find a date look on facebook for the girl who is always posting pics of herself and don't get any likes.… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
When someone gives you food out of nowhere, the first thing you say is, 'What did you do to it?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life without you is like; Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos, and Google with no results... — Adrian Body Copy Share Image
When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very right or very wrong. — Idunno Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Phone in 80's : Something futuristic Phone in 90's : Only for emergency Phone in 20's : Important life Phone in future : baby toys — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont let anyones ignorance, hate, drama or negativity stop you from being the best person you can be. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
I have tattoos, so I'm a trouble maker. I have curves, so I'm fat. If I wear makeup, I'm fake. If I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been the rebound, the challenge, the fall back, and the girlfriend. I've been the mistake and the correction. One day someone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no reason people should post the same damn thing over and over on Facebook. The same is always using same… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
So I wrote to my buddy James Cameron .. u know that titanic dude ... anywaysss I was complaining about that whole… — Joey Bones Copy Share Image
The secret is to go to the Twitter laiapcption within the Facebook world. Here's a convenient shortcut:.The key link there is the… — Julian Copy Share Image
Why would you let your girlfriend or boyfriend tell you to shut down your fb page for talking to the oppisit sex.… — Kevin Mccarty Copy Share Image
“when i was little i used to save my baths for later. id come back to them before bed and sit in… — Heiko Julién Copy Share Image
Look Ladies… Some of y'all want a man who will always treat you like a queen. And it seems that every man… — Bryan Burden Copy Share Image
