Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Waking up in the morning and checking my Twitter like its the morning paper.

— Anonymous

Me: Okay, when I get home I'm getting all my homework done, cleaning my room, and going to bed early. Facebook: lol..no.

— Anonymous

I wake up at 10. I have coffee, and then I spend a half an hour on the computer, where I read newspapers and…

— Andrew Sean Greer

I find it is a bad habit to look at social media before bed, so I try to read something on paper - not…

— Katrina Lake

Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook?

— Anonymous

It's raining ,it's pouring ,Facebook is getting boring ,so off to bed to rest my head ...but ..I'll probably be back in the morning .

— Unkown

Facebook is like a fridge. Even though you know nothing new is going on, you still go and aimlessly check every 10 minutes.

— Bubbly

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is…

— Benjamin Franklin

I love turning on the computer in the morning and reading the things that I did the day before - that I didn't do!

— Peyton Reed

I always make myself get out of bed in the morning.

— Frankie Bridge

I'm a morning person, really alert.

— Alice Temperley