Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “For once in my life, I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Life Morning
My penis should make me breakfast on morning. It is always up before I am. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THERE IS NOTHING more pathetically optimistic than the morning erection. I am depressed, unemployed, unloved, basement-dwelling, and bereaved, but there it is, every morning… — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
I want to be the first thing you touch in the morning, and the last thing you taste at night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know that feeling when you wake up in the morning and you're excited for the day? That's one of my main goals in… — Kirsten Dunst Copy Share Image
How many women here like to have sex in the morning? Now how many like to be awake when it happens? — Marsha Warfield Copy Share Image
I get very excited when I wake up in the morning and I am just full of oxygen. — Debbi Fields Copy Share Image
I'm like a child inside and I really get excited, so sometimes when I'm trying to go to bed, I'm so excited about the… — Sean Combs Copy Share Image
Create a vision that makes you wanna jump out of bed in the morning. — Ella Henderson Copy Share Image
What I wanted to do seemed simple. I wanted something alive and shocking enough that it could be a morning in somebody's life. The… — Michael Cunningham Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image