Adding friends is not a race. 100 friends is ok. 300 is great. But 3000? Unless you are looking for a crowd… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear haters, I`m gonna give you more reason to hate me. Have patience. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
It's so funny when both of you are close enough on text.. but can't dare to great each other when you see… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's almost hump day which is close to Thursday which is close to Friday so it's okay for me to drink today...as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to 'Single' and wait 3-5 minutes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I may not agree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to shut up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some people think that I don't go through hardship at all, hardship is having to fake a smile every day so they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I said You look terrific. I really meant Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girl if you didn't act like you were all that when you were a 9 or a 10, you would have a… — Richie Parker Copy Share Image
All desirable things in life are either banned, expensive, illegal or married to someone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If all woman in the world died today, human race would no longer possess the secret of how to properly wrap a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That moment of shame when you walk up to an automatic door and it doesnt open for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jon's mother had three kids named Penny, Nickel and __????__. You'll be amazed how many people get this wrong. — Justin Mccloskey Copy Share Image
Reading a book and having to re-read the same paragraph over and over again because your thoughts are too distracting. — AmiT Copy Share Image
That akward moment when you talking about someone and then they just show up out of know where wanting to join the… — Jaimie White Copy Share Image
You know you have nothing to do when you check Facebook every five minutes to see whats going on in someone elses… — Ritu Copy Share Image
If it looks like a frog, hops like a frog & croaks like a frog. I don't care how many times you… — Kiki Strack Copy Share Image
