Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some day, you will trust me again...but for now, I'm sorry that our love had to end. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies; at least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is Desserts. Mind = Blown. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If u need a friend, message me, need a laugh, call me, need a hug, stop by my house, need money, this… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Having a super shakey ceiling fan, and accepting the fact that one day it will fall on you and cut off your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do people deserve a penny when they update their Facebook status? Because they'll spend some of it on you. — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
Dont write or post d things if u dont believe d shit..coz its lyk writing d bible or a holybook..while watching porn — Raveen Copy Share Image
Dear Beyonce, Thanks for showing everyone it is still possible to date, get married, THEN have babies. Sincerely, all the single ladies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that a man with a helmet defending his country should make more money than a man with a helmet defending… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was mad a little while ago, but then I relized why? Why be mad ova something I can't control? Fact, if… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
S/o to the people who aren't even on FB, but use a friend or relative page that you friends with to be… — Tg Copy Share Image
Everything is uncertian this might be your last breath this might b mine right now is all that is here right now… — Onyeulo Amarachi Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs,… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
The one thing I absolutely hate about social media are the people who abuse it. Whenever I see a person who constantly… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
If one begins to look for love, he will find it. If he puts any conditions on love, there will be obstacles.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is getting stupid, hardly anyone dresses up as something scary & all the ladies go out looking like sluts. I guess… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me?… — Ella Rojas Copy Share Image
