The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook perfect! — Patricia Ann Rose Garai Copy Share Image
Saying something stupid and thinking, 'Yeah, that sounded way better in my head.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you think someone is ignoring you when in reality you just didn't press send. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A mistake is only a mistake when you dont learn from it. Otherwise it is a LESSON. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Dear sidewalk, Please get wider...Sincerely, third friend walking behind feeling excluded. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say love is more important than money. Bitch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, it's snowing outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. i hate that — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A moment of silence for those girls and boys who don't work because they are Prince/Princesses on Facebook. — Danish Copy Share Image
Facebook will ask whats on our mind Really, I don't think facebook can handle whats on our minds!?!?! — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Just because someone isn't the definition of Beautiful It doesn't give u the right to call them Ugly — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only reason I still have a land line is so that I can call my cell and find out where I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about it completely until you bring it up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um...… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LAUGHBOOK CRYBOOK PUT ALL YOUR BUSINESS OUT THERE THEN WONDER WHYBOOK. TRUTHBOOK, LIEBOOK, INDIRECT SUBLIMINAL REPLYBOOK. LOVEBOOK, HATEBOOK, QUICK TO GIVE ADVICE… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The moment when u HAVE to beg yourself to stop crying and tell yourself BE STRONG this is exactly what I always… — AIRA Copy Share Image
Welcome to the year of 2012; Where there is the cinnamon challenge so you can choke to death, the end of the… — Chad Copy Share Image
The essence of life is not being perfect, impressing people, or succeeding at everything. The essence of life is simply making mistakes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I believe that the sun shines after the rain…I believe if you don't get hurt you'll never gain...I believe in not doing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I swear I will neva figure out girls. Just when you think it's good its not good. I think all girls who… — Kevin Mccarty Copy Share Image
People will knock you down and make fun of you but you can't stay down. Show them that you're stronger than them…show… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I asked for strength and God gave me difficulties to make me strong. I asked for wisdom and God gave me problems… — Anonymous Copy Share Image