Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can't find a date look on facebook for the girl who is always posting pics of herself and don't get any likes.… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
When somebody says 'It's getting hot in here' I automatically think, 'So take off all your clothes.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because there's plenty of fish in the sea doesn't mean u have the proper equipment 2 catch a keeper~ — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
Im in the backyard painting a big blue square so google earth thinks I have a swimming pool. — Me Copy Share Image
FACEBOOK -Log On -Check Notification, Message, Friend Request -Poke Everyone Back -Go On Homepage -Do The Happy Birthday Ritual -Go Back To… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know what I think we are most afraid of? Not knowing. Not knowing whether its all really worth it. Not knowing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish fire trucks and ambulances played, 'Move bitch! Get out the way!' instead of using sirens. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear math , I liked you a whole lot more before you and the alphabet started hooking up Sincerely, All students. — Xuan Ta Copy Share Image
When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is Desserts. Mind = Blown. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In 3 words I can sum up what I've learned so far: About Life: It goes on. About Love: It doesn't last.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saying sorry doesn't always mean that you were wrong. . Sometimes it means you value your relationships more than your ego... — UnKown Copy Share Image
